A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her 8 children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!"
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her 8 children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!"
The blind man replies, "If you would have put a rubber (condom) on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus right now, so shut up and walk .
MAJITA! MAJITA!! MAJITA!!
ReplyDeletemtu wangu mbona sioni comments zako? au umeweka rubber kwenye keyboard yako...
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Michuzi sijaelewa vizuri ivi maana ya "YOUR stick" ni nini?naomba mnieleweshe tafadhali
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ReplyDeleteNdaki mtu wangu mmasai orijino,nilikuwa nimeweka rubber kwenye keyboard yangu Hahahahahaha.Nipo kamilifu kabisa baada ya kupata sms toka kwa Binti Salamu kuwa Matundilo hajambo na Kombo + kimathi pale Mjengoni hawajambo japo hawapo tena kwa Tarimo.Ndaki umenielewaaaaaaa?
ReplyDeleteHaa hii imetulia kwelikweli si mchezo babaake, lakini wabongo siku hizi tumekuwa movie!
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